You did not go into business so you could have opinions about fonts.
And somewhere under back up the photos and call the accountant sits the one you keep moving to next week.
Sort out the website.
It has been on that list so f*cking long it is basically furniture.
*we see you*
Everrrrybody’s got a guy.
Your cousin’s got a guy. Your supplier’s got a guy.
He has one template, and you are not the first person he has used it on.
Here is the part you did not see.
Somebody looked you up on their phone, standing outside, deciding.
They found your site.
And nothing on it told them you were any good.
The ones who did not come never told you why.
A bad website never complains. It just quietly costs you people you never met.
Meanwhile the work is excellent.
The site says otherwise.
We open a lot of these. Same page every time. Stock handshake, three grey boxes, and a phone number playing Where’s Waldo at the bottom.
We have a name for it. The waiting-room website.
Clean. Polite. Beige.
Nobody has ever booked anything from a waiting room.
And the owner usually knows. We keep hearing the same sentence…
“I will fix it when things slow down.”
Things never slow down.
Look, it is not your fault.
The tools you were sold were built to be easy, not to be good.
You wanted easy. Fair enough. You are the whole company.
And from where you are sitting, we look exactly like the guy.
So we will not ask you to take our word for it.
We do the first piece of work for free.
Not a mockup. Not a template with your logo dropped in.
Your whole site, rebuilt properly, and then we show you.